Everyone wants to be like me…
Monday, September 25th, 2006As more & more of my friends try to be like Theresa and I, I want to welcome Ben Grogan back to Los Angeles. He is not only copying me by working at my company and sitting at the desk next to me, but also living in our condo building renting from our landlord. In addition, Ben & his lovely wife Maria (a sarcastic, loving, evil woman much like….oh….say…..my wife) have a young baby boy who is huge and all too anxious to grow up much like JJ.
In addition, congrats to Deb & Glenn on their big announcement as they try to be more like us with Deb’s pregnancy. I have already made it clear to Deb that if they have a girl, I will forbid JJ from marrying her as I continue to protect the ancient secret Schlossberg fortune of jewels, gold and cursed Aztec treasures. Yes - yes - my parents deny its existance but I know it is real and soon it shall be mine……all mine…….