This would have been the best movie missell ever.

This animation is awesome.

Friend: I am bored
GenericAndy: you should make photocopies of blank paper
GenericAndy: if anyone asks why, tell them you are running out of blank paper
Friend: where do u come up with this shit?
GenericAndy: its just in there.

This evening, recollecting that Matt Von Stetina, my college roommate from my freshman & sophomore year at Syracuse, lived in New Orleans, I decided to throw his name into Google & see what came of it.

The last time I talked to Matt I remembered he had gotten married, had a daughter and was working as a driving graveyard tour guide in the Big Easy. The first link that came up with his name was the website of the company he worked at doing those tours. His bio & pic are about 2/3 down the page.

The second site that came up was rather disturbing. About 1/3 down is the following:

“Sidney Smith, Matthew Von Stetina, his wife Bridget and 2 small children along with Adele Bertucci and her mother are trapped on the roof at 97 Fontainebleau Dr. water and food supplies have run out. A nearby rooftop is on fire. Boats and helicopters have passed them by! Dead bodies of neighbors are floating around. PLEASE HELP!!!!”

Some of you who read this are college friends and probably remember him. I have emailed the webmaster of the graveyard tour company to see if they have any further news of Matt’s predicament. Should I learn anything further, I will let you all know.

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Fast Followup:

The webmaster of the company he worked at contacted me. He & his family were rescued.

The answer is Y. It’s gonna be a boy.